A Welch Allyn Propac Monitor.

Blood Pressure, pulse rate, electrocardiogram (3 or 5 channel),respiration, apnoea alarm, oxygen saturation, temperature and the ability to tell you that the attached printer was not functioning.
The webmaster is gadget freak and fully appreciates advanced devices such as this but does wonder whether the effort of setting up all the transducers and measuring their outputs is practically more efficient than an alert anaesthetist with an oscillometer, his finger on the pulse and an eye on ventilation. In 95% of cases there is no need for this level of sophistication.